ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS
There have been several questions about Lake Names in reference to the Gator Sighting.
We have only lived on Lake Asbury for about elven years. I am a retired Insurance Agent. You know Insurance Agents, those individuals who are even a lower class than a Used Car Dealer.
I have been following the Charter definition of the three lakes: Lake Ryan, South Lake Asbury and Lake Asbury.
I realize many of you call Lake Asbury the north lake & South Lake Asbury the south lake, but I have old habits. Prior to becoming an insurance agent, I was an Insurance Underwriting Manager. I probably turned down your auto policy sometime in the past because you said you lived on North Lake Asbury. Sorry……
I will do my best in the future to conform to the proper lakeese.
So let’s try it again:
A menacing, ugly green, dinosaurian type reptile has reportedly been seen on the north lake. Please beware, to date, it has only eaten a few FL State & Bama graduates. Please call the FL Fish & Wildlife Commission; if it’s eating habits have changed.